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ass-grabber 

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.
The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.
ass-grabber by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023
Words you can keep

ass grabber

grabs males ass. aka queena
ass grabber by sunny_17 October 12, 2006

Skanky Ass grabber 

A skank or skanky broad shouldered person that crosses boundaries (even more so when drinking) that results in unwanted ass grabbing and other physical contact. Mostly the victim is men in relationships..
That girl is totally being a skanky ass grabber.... Poor Stu we should go help him!
Skanky Ass grabber by Spendifferus December 26, 2010

ass grabbery 

Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.

or

Someone: You have a girlfriend now?

Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
ass grabbery by scarebearface March 14, 2011

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Assgrabbery 

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.
Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!
Assgrabbery by el House June 1, 2007
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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