ass wood

the placing of a mans dick into another mans asshole

see butt fuck

John was very submissive and enjoyed recieving ass wood

by Vince July 29, 2004

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007