asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

by grungyflannel April 27, 2007

asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

by Mandax95xlynnea April 12, 2009

asswaffle

asswaffle(n); A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe someone that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing. see douchewaffle.

that guy is such an asswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an asswaffle.

by asswaffle May 23, 2010

asswaffle

Someone who loves waffles and ass

Heat is an asswaffle

by Spongeworthy June 3, 2006

asswaffle

usually used by a chronically moody or negative person. Thrown into conversations even when it doesn't make sense.

Claire: Hey, how are you?
John: Your being an asswaffle 70% of the day
Claire: i hate you...

by JDHater2000 February 21, 2012

Asswaffle

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

by Clamtart March 2, 2015

Asswaffles

Asswaffles: a word to use when severely pissed off.

*drops brick on toe* "asswaffles!"

"So I gotta go babysit. We can't chill today." "Asswaffles!"

by aaswaffler February 5, 2012