Ass Vagina

A Gay Man's Asshole.

Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.

by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

Busted Ass Vagina

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.

Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"

by FreddyMerc April 11, 2008

busted ass vagina

slang for a girl on her period

Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"

Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"

by mysalsa115 October 13, 2010

homo bitch ass vagina jew

What Andrew is not.

Andrew is NOT a homo bitch ass vagina jew.

by ilovemypenguin July 8, 2010

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina

When a bitch got a vagina that just be straight up nasty.

Damn! Yall remember dat bitch I got up in yessiday? Dat ho got one soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina. This dick done got fucked up, playboy!

by Janky Jank August 27, 2006

Vagina-Ass

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.

The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.

by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012