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Busted Ass Vagina  

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.
Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"

busted ass vagina 

slang for a girl on her period
Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"

Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"
busted ass vagina by mysalsa115 October 13, 2010

homo bitch ass vagina jew

Andrew is NOT a homo bitch ass vagina jew.

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard 

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina 

When a bitch got a vagina that just be straight up nasty.
Damn! Yall remember dat bitch I got up in yessiday? Dat ho got one soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina. This dick done got fucked up, playboy!

Vagina-Ass 

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.
The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.
Vagina-Ass by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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