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ass uncle 

Its an uncle that likes to pound the asshole of fellow men.
Dude, your uncle is a fuckin' ass uncle, he cant get away from the ass!!
ass uncle by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
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Uncle Tom Ass Nigga 

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.
"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."

Uncle Ruckus Ass Nigga 

A black man who’s a Trump- supporter, despite his knowledge of Trump’s racist ass comments.
You Uncle Ruckus ass nigga , don’t you hear what that racist fool is saying!?

My pussy in your uncle’s ass 

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone
My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle 

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.
"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

Ass-ramming-unclefucker

One who fucks his uncle (and others) in the ass.
You are such an Ass-ramming-unclefucker
Ass-ramming-unclefucker by Fjell February 17, 2008
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