ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.

Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!

by namestealer1337 October 29, 2009

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019