Ass tings 

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

Ass tings by ass tings May 19, 2023

ass tinge 

The smell that comes from the moisture in one's ass crack after a long day. An extremely disturbing smell.

Damn son, your breath smell like all types of ass tinge!

ass tinge by Munxhkin December 14, 2016

reverse ass tingler 

The act of of a naked man lying on another man's back while, holding his legs up, and inserting a vibrating dildo into each end. The man on top then rolls off the man while wearing a traditional fez. (It is known to be more pleasurable with a fez on.)

Mikey: That was some good ol' reverse ass tingler!

Yoka: That's wassup! Our balls didn't touch, so it isn't gay!

reverse ass tingler by [e-mail] July 25, 2022