Ass text

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Texting someone back within thirty seconds of receiving a text message, or texting someone three or four times without getting a response.

"I just texted Josh once and he won't stop ass texting me!"

"I just texted McKenzie a second ago, and she's already started ass texting."

Ass text by JMC1436 May 24, 2009

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text tight ass

A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.

Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text

text tight ass by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Related Words

asstext • Text my ass • text tight ass • Dry texting ass nigga • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

Text my ass by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

Dry texting ass nigga

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8

malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis

Dry texting ass nigga by Vibewajj February 4, 2018

asstext

Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.

"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.

asstext by Frank A. Boston October 20, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026