ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.