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ass-kicking shoes
The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013
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Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga
A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
assshoes
A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.
Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
assshoes by Timothy the Squirrel February 19, 2009
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)