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ass-kicking shoes
The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013
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Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga
A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
assshoes
A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.
Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
assshoes by Timothy the Squirrel February 19, 2009
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026