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ass-kicking shoes
The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013
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Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga
A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
assshoes
A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.
Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."
Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
assshoes by Timothy the Squirrel February 19, 2009
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026