ass potatoe 

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

ass potatoe by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

bitch ass potatoe face by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

Potatoe Ass 

When you get completely hammered and your friends shove old potatoes in your ass while you are passed out.

Justin had way too many shots and woke up with a harsh case of potatoe ass.

Potatoe Ass by anonymous447kittykittylicklick December 24, 2009

ass potato 

Idiot, dimwit, moron.

God he is such an ass potato.

ass potato by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009

Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

Ass Potato Pancake by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010

ass potato 

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

ass potato by nobody else here October 16, 2017