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nerd ass pop tart 

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

Nerd ass pop tart 

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.
Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart
Nerd ass pop tart by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

Ass crackle pop 

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
Ass crackle pop by Tmilla February 3, 2021

jiffy pop ass

young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide.
Cute in the face wide in the base, she is cursed with a jiffy pop ass.
jiffy pop ass by edder do November 12, 2006

Pop an ass 

The act of spanking the female during sex. Slapping
the girl on the booty.
She was lovin' that stuff so much, i had to pop an ass.
Pop an ass by SherryP October 10, 2006