ass plate

Going far beyond just being an " Asshole ", this person is the whole ass region: crack,hole, and both cheeks.

Melissa totally cut me off last week. What an ass plate !!

by Full Metal Jesus September 19, 2006

ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004