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ass on a plate 

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".
ass on a plate by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

Ass pilates 

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.
Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
Ass pilates by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Gold plated ass monkey 

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.
Gold plated ass monkey by cheezl February 21, 2004