ass pillows 

A picture that is posted on a internet forum when something is old or offtopic

<guy1> i posted this silly thread
<guy2> *ass pillows picture*

ass pillows by LOL ANTRat April 29, 2006

ass pillow 

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.

I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!

ass pillow by Charlie Mallet May 15, 2006

ass pillow 

Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.

An asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on

ass pillow by Nyominx May 13, 2005

Pillow Ass 

an ass that is super soft. an ass the wobbles without effort.

Man, that broad looks like she got a pillow ass! Look like a bowl of jell-o under there!!

Pillow Ass by vinchap February 16, 2005

pillow ass 

when someone or something has a soft, squishy ass.

"Wow shawty you gotta pillow ass!" "Nice pillow ass"

pillow ass by MDiana27 January 31, 2021

Ass made for a face full of pillow 

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

Ass made for a face full of pillow by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Asspillow 

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

Asspillow by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009