ass pillows

A picture that is posted on a internet forum when something is old or offtopic

<guy1> i posted this silly thread
<guy2> *ass pillows picture*

by LOL ANTRat April 15, 2006

ass pillow

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.

I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!

by Charlie Mallet May 05, 2006

ass pillow

Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.

An asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on

by Nyominx March 26, 2005

Pillow Ass

an ass that is super soft. an ass the wobbles without effort.

Man, that broad looks like she got a pillow ass! Look like a bowl of jell-o under there!!

by vinchap February 16, 2005

pillow ass

when someone or something has a soft, squishy ass.

"Wow shawty you gotta pillow ass!" "Nice pillow ass"

by MDiana27 January 31, 2021