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Are you 0wnz0r3d by an
asshat
? Then you're an asspillow.
Don
't be an asspillow if you can
help
it.
An
asshat
is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the
custy
(def#
2
) he spills it on
ass pillow
by
Nyominx
May 13, 2005
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