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Ass-Person 

Using 'Ass' as a self-reference.
Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
Ass-Person by KangKang October 26, 2009
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Goofy ass person

A stupid ass person who is Goofy af💀the skull is very often used for a Goofy ass person
Goofy ass person by Mr.sv33/\/ June 18, 2022

grown ass person 

Anyone out of high school,who shouldn't care about such things as prep or goth social classes.
the world would be much happier if everyone seventeen and older was agrown ass person.

Half ass person 

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort
He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
Goofy ass person by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

Bitch ass little person syndrome 

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
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