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ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
by Ron Gross January 19, 2009
mugGet the ass pearlsmug.

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
by Ron Gross January 19, 2009
mugGet the ass pearlsmug.

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.
Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.
by loldongs34 September 20, 2009
mugGet the Harvesting Ass Pearlsmug.

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