ass park 

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.

Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.

ass park by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005

Park Bench Ass 

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

Park Bench Ass by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009

Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.

Parking Ass by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011

assparka 

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

assparka by Xplotos October 19, 2008

Asspark 

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

Asspark by Danks January 19, 2018