ass mucker 

Named Joey, sometimes goes by slang name Puuch. Mucks ass 9-5 like it's his day job. Professional ass mucker.

I'm an ass mucker, my name is Joey

ass mucker by Ass Mucker May 11, 2015

assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

Assfucker 

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

assucker 

A person who is annoying or irritating

Leave me alone you assucker

assucker by Areonna T. June 20, 2018

Assfucker 

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.

Bill Clinton is an assfucker.

Assfucker by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

[assfuckery] 

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

[assfuckery] by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

asspucker 

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

asspucker by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007