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when your skateboard gets between you and the ground when you fall and catches you in the junk.

Argh! I missed the rail and got ass knifed!!

ass knife by Slyder February 17, 2005

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big ass knife

a big ass mutha fuckin knife, as in a big ass blady thingy! kill dem snakes on da plane

Dat be a big ass knife nigga!!!

big ass knife by bob the reindeer knife masacre September 30, 2013

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knife ass

The approximate 2 - 10 seconds of immense pain inside of a female's anus that comes and goes without warning. It feels like - more or less - a knife in one's ass.

Girl 1: *starts to wince in pain whilst squirming in chair*
Girl 2: Are you alright?!
Girl 1: *stops* Yeah, I just had a massive case of knife ass
Girl 2: Aw yeah I hate that

knife ass by deuxgatos January 21, 2011

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Knife Yo Ass

A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.

"you best step before I knife yo ass!"

Knife Yo Ass by DayDay January 4, 2004

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Assknifed

Where you wipeout and your board flies up vertically and hits you in the ball sack or up the crack of your ass.

Dude, I just got pwnt when I accidentally assknifed!

Assknifed by Psychopathic J January 5, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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