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Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

ass hockey by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

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Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)

Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

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Hockey Ass

The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs

"That is one hot hockey ass"

Hockey Ass by disathome May 9, 2010

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hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

hockey ass by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

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hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

hockey ass by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021

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cold ass honkey

Cold ass is referred as someone or something "cool looking" while honkey just mean "white person"
together the word means "cool looking white person."

Damn! That's a cold ass honkey.

cold ass honkey by isthisthecrustycrab? January 20, 2017

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Cracka Ass Honkey Ass

A term used for a white person who wont shut the fuck up!

White Guy: Hey man wanna go chill?
Other Guy: No
White Guy: Yes you do dont be a fuckin faggot!!
Other Guy: I said no so quit being a damn cracka ass honkey ass!!!

Cracka Ass Honkey Ass by ThaCarterII December 9, 2008

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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