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Hockey Ass 

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)
Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass
Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

Hockey Ass 

The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs
"That is one hot hockey ass"
Hockey Ass by disathome May 9, 2010

hockey ass 

a term used to describe a big ole butt
gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

cold ass honkey 

Cold ass is referred as someone or something "cool looking" while honkey just mean "white person"
together the word means "cool looking white person."
Damn! That's a cold ass honkey.

Cracka Ass Honkey Ass 

A term used for a white person who wont shut the fuck up!
White Guy: Hey man wanna go chill?
Other Guy: No
White Guy: Yes you do dont be a fuckin faggot!!
Other Guy: I said no so quit being a damn cracka ass honkey ass!!!