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ass fisting 

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.
Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.
ass fisting by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007
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Fisting Ass 

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger


"Khala stop fisting ass!"
Fisting Ass by slick weasssel December 17, 2008

Ass fishing 

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"
Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.
Ass fishing by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

Ass fishing 

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts
'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '
Ass fishing by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015

fishing ass nigga 

a fool who goes around try to ask question and pick out answer that he likes. similar to cherry picking but this is constant behavior to everybody that he meets to pick out action that he or she likes.
Finally some one caught and put a strap on the fishing ass nigga who did not play that game.
fishing ass nigga by mastah squid February 21, 2019

Fishing for ass carp 

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.
Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing

Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.
Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.
Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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