ass fisting

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.

Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.

by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007

Fisting Ass

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger

"Khala stop fisting ass!"

by slick weasssel December 17, 2008

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts

'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '

by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015

fishing ass nigga

a fool who goes around try to ask question and pick out answer that he likes. similar to cherry picking but this is constant behavior to everybody that he meets to pick out action that he or she likes.

Finally some one caught and put a strap on the fishing ass nigga who did not play that game.

by mastah squid February 21, 2019

Fishing for ass carp

When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.

Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing

by Go Balls Deep March 17, 2023

Assfishing

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019