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ass pink eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death
gae dat bitch ass pink eye

Ass Eyes 

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.
He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.
Ass Eyes by bad November 28, 2003

Ass Eyer 

Somebody who likes to look at asses.
"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."
Ass Eyer by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder 

It means you're probably on acid so please drink some water, turn of the lights, put on some led zeppelin and lay down.
I am, you are, we are big ass eyespot mouthbrooder

ass eyes 

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus
Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes
ass eyes by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005

ass eyes 

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
ass eyes by Lfrey May 5, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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