ass eye

when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass

not to be confused with pink eye

last night i licked carrie's ass and now i got ass eye

ass eye by assavengers January 3, 2009

ass pink eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death

gae dat bitch ass pink eye

ass pink eye by dickchips6969 May 3, 2016

Ass Eyes 

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

Ass Eyes by bad November 28, 2003

Ass Eyer 

Somebody who likes to look at asses.

"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."

Ass Eyer by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder 

It means you're probably on acid so please drink some water, turn of the lights, put on some led zeppelin and lay down.

I am, you are, we are big ass eyespot mouthbrooder

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder by Fantasia Malaysia June 9, 2014

ass eyes 

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes

ass eyes by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005

ass eyes 

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.

girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.

ass eyes by Lfrey May 5, 2006