3 definition by assavengers

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when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls

i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap

by assavengers January 03, 2009

when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass

not to be confused with pink eye

last night i licked carrie's ass and now i got ass eye

by assavengers January 03, 2009

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 03, 2009