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ass dust 

(n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.
Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.
ass dust by wilsonhenderson January 19, 2010
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ass dust 

The same as titty sprinkles...but for asses. The dust a fairy sprinkles on young girls asses around 13 or 14 years of age to enlarge the ass. Not to be mistaken with this so called "puberty".
That girls ass is huge...I guess the ass dust came early for her.
ass dust by Tonkpils December 4, 2007

Ass dust 

When you spread the ass cheeks apart to do an ass rinsing with your tool , the dust of dead skin cells , being dead or just a filthy non showering crumb , in short the hard plate of dried extrement starts to break down releasing the particles into ones atmosphere
Her ass dust poofed up into clouds so dense I could not see what was INFRONT of me is what happened when I spread her cheeks to pleasure her from behind also know as back door, fart hole , rectum , up the bum no babies hole
Ass dust by The bossiest May 9, 2022
When your ass is itchy, you lay on the side, open up.your butt crack, and air it towards a fan or air conditioning .

The moisture inside the crack gets dried and you scratch the area surrounding asshole vigorously, satisfying that itch meanwhile creating some fine ass dust
Who the hell left these nasty ass dust on the couch??
Ass Dust by Uhlol August 17, 2026

ass dust cookies 

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party
Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!
ass dust cookies by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023

Fat ass duster 

A fat ginger who can’t pass the puck for shit and only thinks about food
The fat ass duster sent a muffin pass to his teammates
Fat ass duster by Gggfdheuuejeheheh October 30, 2023

dusty ass nigga 

n. A dusty ass nigga is any person who dresses poorly, is unattractive, has bad hair, and is generally unattractive, unkempt, and unappealing. synonymous with ratchet.
dusty ass nigga by P-Bizzle June 22, 2016
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