It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold
by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009
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Dude I can't shake this ass cold.
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by Ashley Gough February 28, 2009
Get the ass cold mug.Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
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by Painya January 11, 2010
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by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006
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by moozer55 May 28, 2010
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Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
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by Ricky Style December 14, 2008
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