Definitions by Painya

#momtext

Shorthand for alerting someone that information sent in a text message was completely flawed and nonsensical.

Text #1: I’m gonna 2 nit sound mice to stay at home 41.

Text #2: I’m not going 2nite. Sounds nice to stay at home 4 1nce. #momtext

#momtext by Painya October 30, 2012

Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown 

The name of any location with a temperature that is considerably colder than your liking. This phrase should be reserved for extreme circumstances, not just mild discomfort.

I just got back from the garage and, let me tell you, it is burr-ass cold tittytown out there!

Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown by Painya January 11, 2010

seuss 

Name affectionately given to dogs believed to be reincarnated versions of other dogs.

This dog is so much like my other dog that it must be Seuss!

seuss by Painya September 14, 2006