ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003

Chimp-ass

the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole

I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.

by Bobby P. December 16, 2005

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

bitch ass champion

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch

Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.

by TDUB11 December 10, 2008

ass champion

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Champagne Ass

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.

"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"

by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003