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Foreign object thats inserted in the butt.

coke bottle (32 oz)

ass cabob by dale seymour November 12, 2003

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Ass Cabbage

A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.

Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"

Ass Cabbage by september6 September 7, 2011

Related Words

asscabob • ass cabbage • Cabbage Ass • Bears Ass and Cabbage • Hot Ass and Cabbage • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

Ass Cabbage by David Smooth August 10, 2017

ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

ass cabbage by Peter627 December 3, 2007

Ass cabbage

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

Ass cabbage by Curacion September 15, 2019

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Hot Ass and Cabbage

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

Hot Ass and Cabbage by - Chaka - November 10, 2008

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026