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A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
by september6 September 06, 2011
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Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet
That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning
by David Smooth August 10, 2017
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An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 November 09, 2007
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