ass burrito 

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

ass burrito by jim's friend October 2, 2011

Ass-to-Ass Burrito 

A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.

"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."

Ass-to-Ass Burrito by MollyJen420swag May 29, 2014

burrito ass 

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

burrito ass by dictat-har June 27, 2016

Burrito up my ass 

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

Burrito up my ass by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021