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ass burrito 

a large, well formed turd
Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.
ass burrito by jim's friend October 2, 2011
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Ass-to-Ass Burrito 

A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.
"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."

burrito ass 

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.
burrito ass by dictat-har June 27, 2016

Burrito up my ass 

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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