ass burrito 

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

ass burrito by jim's friend October 2, 2011

Ass-to-Ass Burrito 

A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.

"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."

Ass-to-Ass Burrito by MollyJen420swag May 29, 2014

burrito ass 

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

burrito ass by dictat-har June 27, 2016

Burrito up my ass 

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

Burrito up my ass by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022