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Punk-Ass Book Jockies

Librarians. Also Library.

(as defined by Parks & Recreation on NBC)
Punk-Ass Book Jockies by advs89 October 5, 2011

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It 

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It
One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It
1. To make great haste
2. To walk or run quickly as if you're late for something or you have to use the bathroom
3. A method used when running from authority figures

Origin: a combination of "book it" and "haul ass"
Also, booking ass, and less commonly book assing.
1. "Put on those rollerblades and just book ass down that hall!"
2. "Oh man! It's it good thing I booked ass or I would've been late to class!"
3. "The cops saw us doing recreational drugs. That's about when we booked ass"
book ass by mace92 January 6, 2012
The bottom of a book; the part of the book you see when it is lying flat on a table.
I really wish they'd prop the books up so I don't have to look at book asses.

book worm lookin ass 

1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'
1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.
book worm lookin ass by OL and FC February 16, 2009

Big ass Bookbag

When a big booty bitch has a phat ass and try to play if off as you talking about there book bag
Hey look at macy.... She's got a big ass bookbag
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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