ass bleach 

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

ass bleach by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016

beach ass-view 

On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.

If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.

This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.

Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!

beach ass-view by viewedabeachass June 6, 2010

Beached Ass 

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

Beached Ass by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

Beach towel ass 

When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.

Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.

Beach towel ass by Towelass December 11, 2019

assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

assleach by Turtledude October 19, 2008