ass belonker
ass belonker by Blah December 7, 2003
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anal-dwelling ass-belonker
anal-dwelling ass-belonker by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010
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ass belunker
This word comes from "Ass Spelunking" but is a lighter form of exploration of the anus and it's beautiful depths.
ass belunker by XxHoundxX August 30, 2004
Ass Behonker Clown
A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"
"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
Ass Behonker Clown by Nave September 29, 2005
Ass Beloinker
Somebody who enjoys fucking other people in the ass.
also used to indicate a Homosexual
mostly used as an insult, although some pride themselves on being one.
also used to indicate a Homosexual
mostly used as an insult, although some pride themselves on being one.
Ass Beloinker by Lakashnik April 22, 2006
ass-be-lonker
A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
ass-be-lonker by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008
assbelunker
An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.
assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004
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