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ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008
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ass belonker

One who eats from another's ass
Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker
by Blah December 7, 2003
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anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.
Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...
by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010
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assbelonker

actually, this is spelled assbelunker
Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus
by Qlanth October 31, 2004
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