Ass-Person

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Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"

Ass-Person by KangKang October 26, 2009

Words you can keep

Goofy ass person

A stupid ass person who is Goofy af💀the skull is very often used for a Goofy ass person

Look at this Goofy ahh person 💀
Goofy ass person

Goofy ass person by Mr.sv33/\/ June 18, 2022

grown ass person

Anyone out of high school,who shouldn't care about such things as prep or goth social classes.

the world would be much happier if everyone seventeen and older was agrown ass person.

grown ass person by Ashley snell April 3, 2005

Half ass person

Someone who only gives half effort and expects you to give all effort

He/she is a half ass person in the relationship

Half ass person by Hickorychip88 May 3, 2020

Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent

'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'

Goofy ass person by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

Bitch ass little person syndrome by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026