asparagoose

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An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

asparagoose by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

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asperegoose

A funny guy who makes content on youtube. His content is made for an audience of people with brains and his content is comedy themed. He usually uploads everyday with a mostly contestant upload schedule.

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asperegoose by Dramataron April 21, 2022

Related Words

asparagoose • Asparagoseph • Asparageese • asperegoose

Asparageese

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

Asparageese by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.

"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"

Asparagoseph by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026