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She is a kind and sweet person. She has a great personality and has a very unique name. She is loyal to you in any situation. People might think she is ugly but she wouldn’t care. She only loves people that love her Forbes who she is.
Person A: did you hear about Ashtred
Person B: Yeah why
Person A: She is uglyyyy
Person B: She is amazing and smart so leave her alone
Person A: wtf
Person B: She won’t even care about what you say
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Ashtré (ash-trey)
-Noun

Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser.
user1: I'm FUCKING Telly, girls think I'm a badass hacker.

user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly.
Ashtré by (naht) December 17, 2009

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré 

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

It's written in Gothic and it says and Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, Ashtré is foolish. It's history comes from bulletin posts on a website called Imgoth.com. A user with the display name Ashtré tried to pretend he knew what something said that was written in Gothic. And every post made he thought were in Gothic he would respond with Wulfila's Bible, The imgoth user in aiwins naht started posting messages in different Germanic languages to have Ashtré respond saying Wulfila's Bible. After a few time of this a bulletin post was made giving all information on the actual languages and the English translations. After this was the first post of the phrase jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré. Now whenever Ashtré says or does something foolish, a post is made of "jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré"

This has been brought to you by:in aiwins naht

in aiwins naht
weihnai namo þein
In aiwins naht {0.-.-.-..0000029A}Ashtré I have screen shot you saying you lied and you saying that I am the one that made the bulletin posts.

Ashtré_30320 So?
Ashtré_30320 will anyone believe you/
Ashtré_30320 ?

because Ashtré responded to being told that his words were screen shot with a question asking if anyone will believe it. The response to this would be jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré
A person who is the definition of chaos. Completely insane when you know them personally, and super weird. Meet someone named Ashtrid. You'll never be bored again.
Kid 1; hey, is that the new kid? What's their name?

Kid 2; oh, their name is Ashtrid. We should go be their friend
Kid 1; oh my god we need to be their friend we will always have free entertainment
Ashtrid by Penispenispeenis February 2, 2021

ashtrein 

A synonym for Daddy, a goat and great at Golf.
Ashtrein is Daddy.
ashtrein by DubbyFresh March 13, 2017
If u have a bestfrrend named ashtryd keep her and love her she's the bestfriend u could ask for she is amazing and she's addicted playing Call of duty don't u dare to hurt her or else I'll haunt the person who's writing this is her bff so dont hurt her ashtryd is a beast person lol she has depression so deal with it and comfort and be there for her no matter what,...❤️
Ashtryd is the the u will never have she's kind funny and beautiful periodt!!!!
ashtryd by anonymous bff lol June 7, 2021
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