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Ashtré (ash-trey)
-Noun

Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser.
user1: I'm FUCKING Telly, girls think I'm a badass hacker.

user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly.
Ashtré by (naht) December 17, 2009
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jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré 

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

It's written in Gothic and it says and Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, Ashtré is foolish. It's history comes from bulletin posts on a website called Imgoth.com. A user with the display name Ashtré tried to pretend he knew what something said that was written in Gothic. And every post made he thought were in Gothic he would respond with Wulfila's Bible, The imgoth user in aiwins naht started posting messages in different Germanic languages to have Ashtré respond saying Wulfila's Bible. After a few time of this a bulletin post was made giving all information on the actual languages and the English translations. After this was the first post of the phrase jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré. Now whenever Ashtré says or does something foolish, a post is made of "jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré"

This has been brought to you by:in aiwins naht

in aiwins naht
weihnai namo þein
In aiwins naht {0.-.-.-..0000029A}Ashtré I have screen shot you saying you lied and you saying that I am the one that made the bulletin posts.

Ashtré_30320 So?
Ashtré_30320 will anyone believe you/
Ashtré_30320 ?

because Ashtré responded to being told that his words were screen shot with a question asking if anyone will believe it. The response to this would be jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

Ashtray heart 

Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.
Ashtray heart by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

ashtray miner 

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.
Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.
ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008
(Not) a legend d2 spiker. The definition of Astren is my big fat direrriah I plopped yesterday
Me: Hey I did a astren in the toilet!
Astren simp: Wdym astren? He is a legend d2 spiker
Me: Go die!
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Ashtray pussy 

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.
Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.
Ashtray pussy by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

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The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!
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