asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

asexy

A word of affection used to describe a person who acts like a typical asexual (wears a black ring/eats a lot of cake/doesnt know a thing about sex/likes hugging/wears AVEN colors)

Guy #1: wow your cousin's a pretty sexy bitch
Guy #2: nah...she's pretty asexy
Guy #1: what? you telling me she's asexual?

by zigzaggin April 22, 2011

Asexy Sex

The highest form of stimulation an asexual female will allow, other than to appease a partner. Also known as asexual sex or nosing.

I've had asexy sex with another asexual before. It was strangely pleasing.

by AsexualKiwi March 27, 2015

Asexy

Being attractive but in an asexual sense; being hot but not because of sexual reasons

"Oh my God! Jane is so asexy"

by Jason_Robb June 22, 2025