A horriblemisspelling of Reigen Arataka. You probably typed this in as a mistake, but now look what you’ve done. You’ve created a monster. Reigen Arawakan will always live knowing he was a mistake. Nobody loved him. How do you feel now, hm?? Maybe check your typos before you search stuff.
Asanators are a fan girl organisation associated with actor Asa Butterfield (pronounced acer). The members of this group have 2 purposes of life 1: Marry Asa 2: "asanate" all those who diss him. If you piss them off you are sure to get your "ass-ah" kicked.
Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.
Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??