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is that dawayne the asaan jhonson

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asaan by apple3601 July 13, 2022
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A hot af girl ,who is generally shy but sweet , she can sometimes be bitchy but only if you get on her bad side
Did you see that girl she totally looks like an Asanda
Asanda by ast.ro.naut October 6, 2019
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asaan amaan asaad ASAN ahaan asain anaan asanda asani Abaan

Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.
Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!
Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011
A really litty person who is crazy stylish and is generally good at life, lol. They forever winnino in every way possible. They are also extremely loyal to everyone around them and are kind but can be bitchy when pushed so she shouldn't fucked with. they can also be a crazy shy person too but overall a good person :)
Dude that girk is so amazing - she is such an Asanda!
asanda by queenofslang August 15, 2017
asanoya is a haikyuu ship name for nishinoya and asahi. nishinoya is a libero on karasuno volleyball team and asahi is the ace on karasuno volleyball team
We heard asanoya in the clubroom
asanoya by asanoya December 4, 2020
Asanators are a fan girl organisation associated with actor Asa Butterfield (pronounced acer). The members of this group have 2 purposes of life 1: Marry Asa 2: "asanate" all those who diss him. If you piss them off you are sure to get your "ass-ah" kicked.
I am forever an asanator
asanator by xxNightmarexx April 5, 2015

asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
I would really want to have asantewa as my wife
asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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