arto

noun. describing the act of disappearing from a party without telling your friends

What happened to you yesterday? Dude I was so drunk that I made the arto. I just couldn't be bothered to say good bye.

by Slutzinger January 10, 2012

Arto

The most coolest funniest most fun to be around person in the world

I wish I could be Arto

by Jdsjnsns March 3, 2021

arto

a fun little guy who is annoying as hell but still a friend

person 1: arto your fun
person 2: arto your annoying
arto: i know ^^

by enisemöf February 6, 2010

arto saari

The only pro skater whos shoes actually give you enough grip to do a halfcab impossible

Go ahead...buy a differant shoe...will see how long it takes you to do that...ok but for real go buy some arto saari ones because the twos arent as good

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme July 19, 2007

Artorias Syndrome

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.

Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.

by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019

artois'd

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.

*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????

by princeconsort August 15, 2011

Art-O-Matic

Art Carmody's nickname after he established himself as one of the most consecutive and accurate kickers in NCAA football history. He now holds the record for most consecutive PAT and is the highest scoring kicker ever with 433 points and had an accuracy of 95.45% on all of his kicks (played for the University of Louisville Cardinals from 2004-2007).

" You are almost as reliable as Art-O-Matic. "

by Will Sel April 27, 2008