Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and realizing someone has taken your requested space by force, leaving you in a meager cubicle.

You're not going to put in a request? Dawg you'll be artini'd in a week!

Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024

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Artini

Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and having your cozy office ripped from your grasp, forcing you to use a meager cubicle

You're not going to request a office change? Dawg you're going to get artini'd !

Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024

artifish

Someone who uses artificial intelligence to help them write their dating profile, and/or their messages.

He was kind, and seemed smart—alas he was an artifish—and now it all seems like a lie.

artifish by The Fairy Godfather April 14, 2023

Arinie

Arinie is an amazing person that is pretty and kind but you better not pick a fight with her or else...
She is happy and try not to hurt her feelings because you will regret it for life. Her personality is amazing and she will do exciting things but try not to push her limits.

If Arinie was here things would be more interesting

Arinie by iwazher3 February 1, 2021

artificial stupidity

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.

Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

artificial stupidity by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010

Artin

Agent of the Antic Fraternity. One of the "OGs" as they call it. One of the loyalest and diligent workers in the society. Currently working under sector 6-2-9-3. Skillset: Manufacturer, recon, promotion, etc. Speaker to the Split Saviour, worker under the arts. Passion for Ardor and allegiance to Ardorem. Witty for sure. Do not cross this agent.

The Antic's have a top notch agent, Artin. Ever heard of him? He was there since the beginning.

Artin by The Velho October 6, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026