artini

1. A creative piece ( craft, literature, filmmaking, etc.) that causes emotion or a new awareness.

Sundance Film Festival always guarantees an artini every year.

by Alex Purnell June 16, 2008

Artini

Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and having your cozy office ripped from your grasp, forcing you to use a meager cubicle

You're not going to request a office change? Dawg you're going to get artini'd !

by Wandering Mark July 02, 2024

Artini

Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and realizing someone has taken your requested space by force, leaving you in a meager cubicle.

You're not going to put in a request? Dawg you'll be artini'd in a week!

by Wandering Mark July 02, 2024