Artinian

Also used as a synonym for 'komplette Maschine' in German

Du bist Artinian

by G-Ko-G November 21, 2021

Artisianal

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.

Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!

by infosystir January 16, 2017

arminianism

Arminianism, which takes its name from Jacobus Arminius (Jakob Harmensen), is a moderate theological revision of Calvinism that limits the significance of Predestination. Arminius (1560 - 1609) was a Dutch Reformed theologian who studied at Leiden and Geneva. He became a professor at Leiden in 1603 and spent the rest of his life defending against strict Calvinists his position that God's sovereignty and human free will are compatible. He sought without success revision of the Dutch Reformed (Belgic) Confession; nevertheless, he was very influential in Dutch Protestantism.

A Remonstrance in 1610 gave the name Remonstrants to the Arminian party. They were condemned by the Synod of Dort (1618 - 19), but later received toleration. English revisionist theology of the 17th century was called Arminian, although possibly without direct influence from Holland. John Wesley accepted the term for his theological position and published The Arminian Magazine. The tension between the Arminian and Calvinist positions in theology became quiescent until Karl Barth sparked its revival in the 20th century.

by Theologist May 2, 2005

arginian zombie

A member of ARG-IRC, an internet relay chat server.

god damn those arginian zombies, they keep eating all our gigabytez

by sarinmage January 8, 2008

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023

Plain Tea Arminian

In Christian theology, a term for someone who strictly holds to the Arminian view.

That Plain Tea Arminian attends the Free Will Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

artisian cumshot

An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.

The other day i gave my boyfriend dan an artisian cumshot.

by David_116 September 10, 2020