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Artisianal 

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.
Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!
Artisianal by infosystir January 16, 2017

arminianism 

Arminianism, which takes its name from Jacobus Arminius (Jakob Harmensen), is a moderate theological revision of Calvinism that limits the significance of Predestination. Arminius (1560 - 1609) was a Dutch Reformed theologian who studied at Leiden and Geneva. He became a professor at Leiden in 1603 and spent the rest of his life defending against strict Calvinists his position that God's sovereignty and human free will are compatible. He sought without success revision of the Dutch Reformed (Belgic) Confession; nevertheless, he was very influential in Dutch Protestantism.
A Remonstrance in 1610 gave the name Remonstrants to the Arminian party. They were condemned by the Synod of Dort (1618 - 19), but later received toleration. English revisionist theology of the 17th century was called Arminian, although possibly without direct influence from Holland. John Wesley accepted the term for his theological position and published The Arminian Magazine. The tension between the Arminian and Calvinist positions in theology became quiescent until Karl Barth sparked its revival in the 20th century.
arminianism by Theologist May 2, 2005

arginian zombie 

A member of ARG-IRC, an internet relay chat server.
god damn those arginian zombies, they keep eating all our gigabytez
arginian zombie by sarinmage January 8, 2008

artisian dump truck 

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

Plain Tea Arminian 

In Christian theology, a term for someone who strictly holds to the Arminian view.

artisian cumshot 

An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.
The other day i gave my boyfriend dan an artisian cumshot.
artisian cumshot by David_116 September 10, 2020