Arthuritis 

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

Arthuritis by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022

Arthuritis

A painful condition resulting from the inflammation and stiffness of joints, specifically caused by attempting to yank an ancient, enchanted broadsword out of a solid granite anvil because a legendary wizard told you it would make you King of England.

Primary Symptoms: Throbbing elbows, swollen knuckles, back spasms from poor lifting form, and an intense, recurring ache every time it rains or when Merlin offers unsolicited career advice.

Treatment: Rest, ice, anti-inflammatory ointments, and delegating all future sword-pulling duties to younger, less medievally fragile squires.

'What's wrong, my King? Arthuritis again?'

'Oh, my back is killing me today. Merlin is going on about some crusade or something, yammering about how it's my "Destiny" or some such thing. Do me a favor, if he shows up, tell him I'm out with Guinevere.'

Arthuritis by SlightlyGruntled October 6, 2026

J.Arthuritis 

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'

Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen

J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010

Rheumatoid arthritis 

This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.

Rheumatoid arthritis sucks.

Rheumatoid arthritis by Metalgirl119 December 9, 2008

Acute Urate Related Arthritis 

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.

"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"

Acute Urate Related Arthritis by Dwight A June 17, 2013

arthwiitis 

the feeling you get from playing too much nintendo wii over a prolonged period of time. similiar to arthritis

I was eating my breakfast cereal and I dropped my spoon because the arthwiitis in my arm was acting up. I played too much wii sports last night...

arthwiitis by randini January 12, 2009

Arthritis 

Arthritis is the breakdown of tissue inside the joints. It can cause pain, inflammation, restricted movement of the area and an apparent weakness within the joints affected. Arthritis is very common in the UK, affecting around 10 million people of all ages.

There are two main types of Arthritis: Osteoarthritis and Rheumatoid Arthritis. When it comes to older people, the most common type of arthritis is osteoarthritis. This is caused by wear and tear; the older we are the more we have used our joints through our lifetimes. Around eight million people in the UK are affected by this type of arthritis.

Symptoms of arthritis include:

Joint pain, tenderness and stiffness.
Restricted movement of joints.
Inflammation in and around the joints.

Unfortunately, there is currently no cure for the illness but there are treatments available such as painkillers and corticosteroids, which can help slow down the condition.

My old nan has arthritis. I hate to see her struggle.

Arthritis by beny325893276 June 17, 2019