Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

Arse Butter by Topher Down March 27, 2009

butter my arse

An insult to tell some you don't beleive what they are saying.
In other words, the thing they are saying is so unbelievable that you tell them to spread butter on your arse.

Man 1 - Geoffry, i'm gay.
Geoffry - Oh, butter my arse

butter my arse by hahaha July 22, 2003

butter my arse

A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.

Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"

Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"

butter my arse by Fazza1 October 10, 2006

butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

butter my arse by The Strut October 11, 2004

Arse batter 

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

Arse batter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

buttered her arse 

Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse

Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty

Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse

Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend

buttered her arse by schereru May 8, 2014