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arped

adjective

Means that something is cool or interesting
That's arped as fuck bro!
by nayger definer July 31, 2023
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arved

Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.
Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour
by graces bread May 29, 2020
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One-Armed Scissor

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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Bat Arsed

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017
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Arpad

Ar·pád (är'päd)

A somewhat uncommon name for a male, originating from a Hungarian national hero; caring, tall and dangerously handsome, knows how to make people laugh, traveller and one who takes life as it comes... Smile bigger and better than any other, knows how to have fun. Great friend and with his sweet/fun ways sure to one day sweep a an awesome girl off her feet.. ;-p
Wow' what a legend.... must be an Arpad
by Gardenhose April 17, 2010
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Arpe

You are such an arpe!
by Arpe May 31, 2020
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One Armed Ginger

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018
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