arped
arped by nayger definer July 31, 2023
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arved
Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.
arved by graces bread May 29, 2020
One-Armed Scissor
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
Bat Arsed
Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017
Arpad
Ar·pád (är'päd)
A somewhat uncommon name for a male, originating from a Hungarian national hero; caring, tall and dangerously handsome, knows how to make people laugh, traveller and one who takes life as it comes... Smile bigger and better than any other, knows how to have fun. Great friend and with his sweet/fun ways sure to one day sweep a an awesome girl off her feet.. ;-p
A somewhat uncommon name for a male, originating from a Hungarian national hero; caring, tall and dangerously handsome, knows how to make people laugh, traveller and one who takes life as it comes... Smile bigger and better than any other, knows how to have fun. Great friend and with his sweet/fun ways sure to one day sweep a an awesome girl off her feet.. ;-p
Arpad by Gardenhose April 17, 2010
Arpe
You are such an arpe!
One Armed Ginger
When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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