Analsexual is a term used for a male who claims to be straight, but
sticks random cylinder-shaped objects in his rectum. He is usually about 13-20 years old, and he doesn't stick things in his
butt to get pleasure. He usually inserts things in his
butt to get others to laugh, or create a fun, amusing atmosphere. He usually does this ritual only in front of close peers and friends. Sometimes after the object is inserted into his rectum, such as a
carrot, he'll consume the poop-covered object. An analsexual is usually not gay, but many think he is. Some things that can be inserted in to the rectum are carrots, markers, peanuts (in the
shell), drumsticks, licorice, and regular tree twigs.
Dude: Kick-
ass did you hear about what that
Adam kid did?!
Kick-
ass: No! What'd he do?
Dude: He stuck a corndog up his ass!
Kick-ass: Holy shit Dude! He must be gay!
Dude: No... he's banged a bunch of girls. I think he's just analsexual.
