Armley

A small town in Leeds full of spangled crackheads, pregnant teens and drunk polish tramps (can be seen on town street). But Armley is good for weed, plenty of dealers, also plenty of teen boys begging it selling draws amongst their friends but they come in handy when it’s late and no ones about or in other words when they could do with the extra £10 because they get no sales. Not really somewhere a posh cunt would walk

i went to Armley today

by WhoThis12 May 27, 2019

Armley townstreet gang

Armley townstreet gangs are a bunch off youths carrying butter knives and threatening the local area, they show this buy robbing shops fighting in pudsey and thinking there absolutely solid when they get one look at the police and locked up in a cell they start to cry like one particular gang member known as (Lucy Gibbson and the vegan crew) they result in fighting with boys and girls and get the monkey kicked out of them all the time like (Jordan chown did and Gibbo was scared) A12 are not hard and not scary so there’s no need to panic there just fags .

Hey Stonsey wanna go smoke weed with armley townstreet gangs, nah Gibbo don’t want them to think I’m a scratter even tho I am

by Gibbos opp May 28, 2019

Armley Grange School

the closest i have ever been to visiting hell

"I go to Armley Grange School, it SUCKS! 😭"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025

Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 8, 2009

droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

Arley

Arley is always there. He never leaves your side. He'lol always try his hardest to make you smile and laugh. Cares way to much to let go of anything. Great taste in music. Always will give you a hug no matter what. They make great boyfriends and best friends.

Hey look how amazing Arley is. He's always helping people out.

by MCR379 February 24, 2015